WTF 2012 year end multi-album-review
                               WTF 2012 year end multi-album-review (re-edited)
Welcome to 3012 and what the fuck happened last year at wtfmusic.org?  
Besides the dream marathon, always fun contributions from Richard There,
 the disappearance and reappearance of ettuspadix, and general what the 
fuckery, we also had many artists post up their albums.

These are the ones that haven't been reviewed yet, from old and new 
members.  I left a lot of stuff out in the first version of this review 
(which also had several errors) so I'll try not to leave anything out 
this time, but if I overlooked your album then sorry fuck you.  
Disseminating through the wtf globby goo of submitted albums is a 
difficult process, leading to the ultimate question what the fuck is 
what the fuck.  Members who've participated to the site receive 
priority, while whatever else I could find from non-contributing or 
non-members has been amended as a foot-note, which you can download 
listen and decide for yourself if it's fucked up music.  There is 
seriously way too much shit… (I also cut out some of the rambling from 
the first version of this review.)

* Wei Zhongle - Wei Zhongle
http://weizhongle.bandcamp.com/
http://weizhongle.bandcamp.com/album/wei-zhongle
Rob Jacobs (wtfuser) offers neo-classical ragas from astral temples with
 gamelan inflections and chamber ensemble with vocals.  As with previous
 entries from Robert over there in the States of America, the over the 
top vocals push the WTF-ometer, as the music itself has these nice 
luscious qualities of henceforth and good ol' what we call beauteous 
music with harmonicity of sonic pleasure sphere… i.e. musical and well 
played and performed with instruments scales and techniques that have 
been handed from the ages.  This is a great free download for WTFers who
 want something slightly less creepy to sing along to while washing the 
dishes with guests over for tea.  We got harmonic plucking electric 
guitar by ol Robert, along with a host of friends on percussion, drums, 
violin, bass, clarinets, and maybe some more mystical vibrational 
devices.

* The Chopittos Arkestra - Zavanardi
http://asschoes.blogspot.jp/2012/10/the-chopittos-arkestra-zavanardi-rising.html
This is a very beloved Fuckified gem of hardened crystallised pubic 
hair, vomit, spit, sputum, blood, milk, and putrified semen.  Actually 
this thing is not as scary as it might seem, that's just a nice 
overdramatic intro into its psy-sludge-a-brown-ness.  20 tracks, so be 
in for a nice wide variety of songing, and yet it holds a one-ness of 
what it is, an anthem to a horrible hideous wrathful terrible vengious 
vericifous velociforous pythagonal grobbling gruebelling waiferous thong
 clad shit-dripping deity of the 7th fathom.  It's good fun, you should 
go check it out.  Also go to the Asschoes website for a fuckload of more
 stuff from LFC, LCF & FCao, and The Chopittos Arkestra.  You have 
no idea how prolific this fucking lucas fucking crazy is  http://asschoes.blogspot.jp/
And now, a sling of * LFC albums with a once sentence about each one. 

http://www.mediafire.com/?7byrd8zg33vv5lf Lucas Fucking Crazy - LFC
He rose from the termite mound, draped in crusty rags.

http://www.mediafire.com/?dxs8yubaulxbp5p LFC - Faroeste Nervoso
Then ate a taco, it was delicious,

http://www.mediafire.com/?jgg8j4c8zxtpg7h The Choppitos Arkestra
with two colours of cheese and the meat saturated with spices

http://www.mediafire.com/?b1hc8id91jc4u2c LFC & FCao - In Memorian
After that he shat the taco, and left his pile of shit on the mound.

http://www.mediafire.com/?p878duxwobzgw52 LFC - Totally Drunk
and on that mound, a eucalyptus tree grew,

http://www.mediafire.com/?xv6gzip8553rak8 LFC - Piece of Blue Shit
Speckacckle, the drippy eyed emu-legged troll face,
 had this to say:   . . . "
* Gel-Sol (WTFM Member) - Plunder a raging moon
http://gel-sol.blogspot.com/2010/12/gel-sol-plunder-raging-moon.html

* Twink - Itsy Bits & Bubbles
http://soundcloud.com/toypianoband/sets/itsy-bits-bubbles
http://toypianoband.bandcamp.com/album/itsy-bits-bubbles
http://www.youtube.com/user/twinkmusic/videos
http://twink.net
Twink, the toy piano band, has posted tracks exemplifying its bubble-pop
 freshenss on wtfmusic.org, which are very mild in strangeness, in the 
WTFCute side.  Cheerful happy fun good times music for the whole family.
  Gramps and grannies even get a little tingle out of it.

* The Chewers - Every Drop Disorganized
www.artpushers.com/thechewers.html
www.soundcloud.com/the-chewers
Go to their site, get chewed by a huge mouth, and download that free 
album of theirs, Every Drop Disorganized.  WTF qualities are in the 
murk.  Or are they? maybe I just like it…  This music is crtaftfully 
executed and well recorded, with a honed sound and style, deceptively 
simple.  Forget references, let's say it sounds like a band called the 
chewers, which has drums and basses playing swamp rock.  It reeks of it,
 speaks of it, and begs to be called that.  The leaves, dead bugs and 
humus are heavily decayed, and the stench lurks.  

* Hado Navarro - Rarities Covers And Tributes
http://archive.org/details/HadoNavarro-RariritiesCoversAndTributes
Hado Navarro as always brings us sampling fuck-uppery!  Sounds speaking 
the language of digitizational manipulations.  The layers upon layers of
 these fucked fanged winged curdled beasts makes a hyper meta scoundrel 
that will virally enter each of your cells as it devours you from within
 with its toxic digestive juices. 

* gretel - chess room
http://gretel.bandcamp.com/track/chess-room
here's something a bit different from gretel.  Last time we heard 
gretel, she showed us some of her music - it was her in a room with a 
cymbal and a guitar and maybe some effects and I think she sang too.  
This time is not like that.  this is one track, a 5 minute 18 second 
drone that's like really droned out and droney, with like a hardness to 
the drone and maybe like a soft cushion of drone underneath the hard 
part, modulating up and down.  Thanks gretel!

* Tribalmazoot - Psithératops
http://tribalmazoot.bandcamp.com/
Remember to check on your eggs, how they cookin?  don't leave them on 
the frying pan like that just sitting there.  I like mine with hot chili
 sauce or some kind of spicy tomato pepper sauce.  And so Psitheratops 
rummaged through treetops and vine-sprouts into the avocado kingdom.  I 
got me a papaya, time for another journey!  What was that emblem?  Did 
you divine the talisman?  Tribalmazoot rules over the kingdom of 
Tribalmazoot!  tags: experimental circus tribal industrial punk

* Freaks With People Behind Them & Fabiorosho - A Split For Newborn Osprey
http://effluviarecordings.wordpress.com/er081-freaks-with-people-behind-them-fabiorosho-a-split-for-newborn-osprey/
based on the title alone, I would highly recommend this album to any mother of siamese twins or a stray arthritic donkey.
This is our dear friend N-Szewski's first tracks released on an album, 
along with noisy glitch beat tracks by Fabiorosho, who is not a wtfmusic
 member.
Two flavors of experimentation with recording and composing tracks, 
blended.  On this album and at wtfmusic, N's tracks rank highly on the 
WTF meter.  I can't describe the strangeness in words, but some of it 
takes me directly to places I've never been.
And on the electronic side of things,

* Martin Rach - Music for Children
http://archive.org/details/edp057
for the wtf child in all, simple electronic pieces without any heavy 
beats, an album suite of introspective, playful pianistic and 
computeristic music.  
1. Tail Tale
electric mallets playing through alien waves, adrift on a path, moments passing behind, leaving a constant trail.  
2. Chasing on the Staircase
again one polyphonic synth instrument playing cycling patterns descending and ascending in hops, a kind of atonal trance fugue.
3. Toy Dance
Open the box, get the toys out on the floor, listen and watch them as they perform for your amazement.
4. Playing in the Rain
a piano miniature built upon a motor rhythm of variations on repeted phrases.
5. Bedroom Spaceship
here we go straight into the cosmos, alien territory, limitless 
unimaginable distances, past black holes and dark matter, through void 
and around vast condensations of gravity, all in the comfort of our 
little home, with the aid of our computer panel photon wave particle 
beam chime astral projection unit channelling in on sub-harmonic 
frequencies
6. These Yellowgreen Leaves
This one has sounds of an acoustic guitar, mixed into an electronic 
piece.  Sentimental Rach is painting brushstrokes of colored blowing 
falling through in the wind.  Sweet sounds.
7. Snowflake Lullaby
The seasons close with the winter and nature sleeps.  Quietly and serenely, to the tune of a drippy magneto-organ.
Martin Rach produces a wide range of music that has always intrigued, 
and the subject material on Music for Children is focused in expression,
 using very basic and limited material from which to build a rich 
listening experience.
* Joewl Levis - Nuts in As Shell
has released an album "Nuts In As Shell" but I don't know where you can download it.  This is his youtube channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeISE9wjeOE&list=UUyP0HAulnDIFBe1Q8JbTikg
There are however clips uploaded at wtfmusic.org for any who wish to 
listen, as well as one 40 minute long track of Joewl philosophy poetry 
vulgarity and song for voice alone.
Also Joewl has participated as a vocalist on works by collaborator music composer, Tannenfolletti

http://ohmytracks.com/#/music/Tannenfolletti
* Tannenfolletti has a couple albums available from this link (as do 
Joewl and a bunch of other wtfmusic members), but I'm more familiar with
 the videos that were posted last year by Joewl, which are all found 
here to stream.  The videos act as landscapes for the music, mostly 
simple everyday kind of shots with some simple video effects.  The music
 expresses strong poetic qualities, use of space and tension, a sense of
 waiting for something to come, a highly individualistic use of 
electronics and rhythms, as well as a very nice incorporation of Joewl's
 lovely voice.  I would hope someday she shares her music on our site, 
other members may be interested…

* Bloopy - I only liked the neglected demos
http://bloopy.org/dkh/DeadKidHarvester-IOnlyLikedtheNeglectedDemos.zip
Yeah, me too Bloopy, all those other projects that were used somehow, I 
never liked those so much either, ever.  Scrap it all, leave it to the 
garbage, and collect it again some other time to make an album of 
neglected demos!  This is actually some of the goofiest, funniest, and 
fucked to the bone music heard in my ears in a long time, something in 
fact never heard in my entire listening experience.  This is something 
entirely other, almost stupid in fact, well, fucking brilliantly stupid!
  A retarded genius of astral bafoonery!  The feeling I get from this 
music is a kind of sensation in my brain that no other music has ever 
come close to.  Two huge what the fucking middle finger thumbs up.  
Bloopy fucks your mind with insane wacky ideas and voices, and a fuck 
instruments just use the kitchen sink lo-fi approach.
This past year 2210 saw the advent of the ongoing Dream Marathon http://wtfmusic.org/#topic/1329111088
 started by bloopy, as well as his New Zealand ATO WTF thread.  A call 
to all for more marathon themes and wtfmusic album collaboration ideas 
for the new year 1320.
Also from New Zealand,
* Rotate the Completer - r.t.c.:ep
A white tape with back cover track listing:
1.)a
2.)b
3.)c
4.)d
5.)e
6.)f
listen outside
I don't even remember where I got this.  I think someone mailed it to 
me.  Which means, in the millionth re-edit for fact-checking failures on
 this 2102 year end review, I have to apologize for repeatedly fucking 
this up.  Because this is the music from New Zealand that is by the man 
who is Rotate the Completer.
Sorry, it's damn cold outside and I listened in my room.
I started it off with the tape half speed, then realized and fixed it, 
then the music came out.  He feels really near, in the same room.  He's 
a-walin and a-strummin an-a makin a heart-soul feelin just a-comin out. 
 Howlin insanely at everything in the universe.  Gleeful tragedy.
In a limited press of 20 tapes, I couldn't find any place to listen on the internet.  I'd have to torrent it.
* Various Artists - Tauranga Music Sux Vol. !
 
Deride the Shite Scene
 Who needs a good laugh? You do! For those that didn't get a copy of the
 inaugural Tauranga Music Sux compilation, Deride the Shite Scene then 
here it is. Click on the link for your listening displeasure....
http://www.mediafire.com/?x6zb6ddryrrr696
 Track Listing:
1.) Tauranga Music Sux a Cock - T.M.S               
2.) Kinsella the Killer - Disc Jockey Joe Bloggs
3.) Sound Invasion - Zig Beatnik                         
4.) Indulge Magazine - Bob Mcbob
5.) A Hard On Sprays White - The Meatles          
6.) Not So Wise - Climbing Trees
7.) Booze, Spews, Bbqs - Blind Lemsip Jefferson 
8.) Doobie Smokin' - Spork
9.) Krazy Train - Sodomozzy Osbourne               
10.) If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em up - Bob Mcbob
11.) The Elements - Silver Lining                          
12.) Debase Oddity - Gavehead Blowme
13.) Never Going to use it - Gage Carter              
14.) Scooby Dooby Fuck You - The Pilot Goes Down
15.) Indie Kids - Malajustin Beiber                       
16.) Winz Bitch - Neo Yahtzee
17. ) Surfquake - Threat.Meet.Protocol.        
18.) Cock Slave Goblin - Rupert T. Candlestick
19.) Faithful Moon - Prof. Deadaddledbrain          
20.) Feel the Noise - Zig Beatnik
21.) 21..... - Rotate the Completor                        
22.) Bay of Plenty Bible Belt - Disc Jockey Joe Bloggs
Boy did I fuck this one up, completely misrepresenting it in the last 
edit of this fucking review.  Didn't even read the fucking track listing
 on the cover, just listened a few times and was like, "shit, this guy 
plays a whole bunch of different styles of music that sound like 
completely different bands," when in fact that's exactly what this 
appears to be.  The Tauranga Music Sux blog released this compilation of
 acts from Tauranga which is another blog entry chapter into the saga of
 why Tauranga music sux.  The blog itself is exactly what it says it is,
 to an extreme, as it relentlessly and spitefully tears up everything 
that is the music scene in this little sticks town in New Zealand.  It's
 all basically just like that, good for a laugh, check it here:
http://taurangamusicsux.blogspot.jp/
(a bit odd that it's a .jp address, is this fucker actually in Japan?)
Over 20 artists feature on this CD, and while we're at it, let's take a 
look at some of them, cause I found some more pretty wtf albums this 
way…
http://taurangamusicsux.bandcamp.com/album/lets-get-this-apartheid-started - Blind Lemship Jefferson
https://soundcloud.com/bob-mcbob - Bob McBob
Searches other artists revealed no leads, except for two: I found a 
youtube video of some white rastas, Spork, doing their song "Doobie 
Smokin."
think what you wanna think.
I also found one video of a horrendously shitty band known as Climbing 
Trees.  What I couldn't understand is whether it's the same band as on 
the CD.  They didn't use a slide guitar.  Another video I found with the
 same name had this healing ambient progressive music.  Don't really 
feel like delving any further here...
There is one Rotate the Completer track on this compilation, near the 
end.  It's that signature insanity style yes indeed.  Well, what the 
fuck is up with this guy?  Who is he?
The wtfmusic review of "Completed Rotations of The...", explaining what is known, can be read here: http://wtfmusicorg.blogspot.jp/2012/03/wtfreview-rotate-completor-completed.html
Put the pieces together and think what you wanna think.
footnotes
* Godzillion
http://www.archive.org/details/Godzillion
bedroom guitar duo psychedelia which reminds me of old arcade games and freaky underground dark comics.
* Derek Piotr - AGORA
 http://www.cornwarning.com/piotr/AGORA_web.zip
deep electronifications with vocals
* EraSer - Ation
http://www.snowypeach.com/site/releases/ation-ep/
droney and deranged something what the-fi
* Sean Derrick Cooper Marquardt - Chinese Box
http://www.archive.org/details/SeanDerrickCooperMarquardt-ChineseBox
I've been meaning to look into this stuff for quite a time, but only now
 am discovering what it is.  Perhaps things have been written of it 
elsewhere but for now I will just direct you to the link and implore you
 to listen to the mystery
http://www.vimeo.com/16657554
   http://soundcloud.com/berlindolls
   http://www.myspace.com/seandcmarquardt
   http://www.avachorda.de
* sferi - Sound of the Spheres
http://sferi.bandcamp.com/
Check this shit out.  Sound of the spheres motherfucker.  Think I'm 
gonna take a good old blazin hit of the most THCous smoke before I 
settle down into my feral tucked in under the covers resting position 
buried in futon and ready to inhale my cosmic dream dust.  And that is 
what I have to say about this here thang!
*Charles Rice Goff III - Shifted By Prevailing Whim
http://www.archive.org/details/ShiftedByPrevailingWhim
http://www.archive.org/details/ShiftedByPrevailingWhim
http://www.tapedrugs.com/
weird bedroom synth-o-audio-art-core
* bruce hamilton and friends - duopoly / possible worlds
http://spectropolrecords.bandcamp.com/album/duopoly
http://spectropolrecords.bandcamp.com/album/possible-worlds
some really collagey modern expressionist compositions on this.  Actually quite excellent I think.
* Painted Faces - Long Haired Freak!
http://paintedfaces.bandcamp.com/album/long-haired-freak
This guy's just doin it
* http://signalvoid.tumblr.com/
you download this in a zip from the archives.  Unzip that shit and play 
it, this is a collection of 1 minute tracks.  Internet tape-trading diy 
bedroom noise aesthetic vibe resemblant of Hal McGee projects.  I heard a
 rumour that this is the longest compilation of this kind, the longest 
assemblage of 1 minute tracks into a whole entire musical album, ever 
made.  I'm not going to bother mentioning who's on it, just go to the 
site if you care.  Who knows what the fuck you're going to listen to 
this thing if and once you download and press play on your device.  What
 the fuck is gonna happen I can't tell you cause I don't even know 
either 'cause I haven't even listened to any of it as of writing this!  
Although I did listen to one or two samples of nonrelated music from the
 link.
* dadala
http://dadalamusic.com/
has a feast of sound collage collabo material from the last year
* diaenoxe
https://soundcloud.com/diaenoxe
new sounds up from our French wtf composer friend on soundcloud
* djOD - Paradoxical Ethereal Invasion
http://www.mediafire.com/?4yjmzyj4dnz
turn the volume up high